Buffy - Quotes

  • "Giles, care? I'm putting my life on the line, battling the undead. Look, I broke a nail, ok? I'm wearing a press-on. The least you could do is exhibit some casual interest; you can go hmm."
    Season 1
  • "I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die."
    Season 1
  • "It's my first day! I was afraid that I was gonna be behind in all my classes, that I wouldn't make any friends, that I would have last month's hair. I didn't think there'd be vampires on campus"
    Season 1
  • "My diary? You read my diary? That is not okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! You don't even know what I was writing about!'Hunk'can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are'penetrating', I meant to write'bulging'. And'A'doesn't even stand for'Angel'for that matter, it stands for...'Achmed', a charming foreign exchange student, so that whole fantasy part has nothing to even do with you at all..."
    Season 1
  • "Oh come on! Stake through the heart. A little sunlight. It's like falling off a log"
    Season 1
  • "This is not gonna' be pretty. We're talkin' violence, strong language, adult content."
    Season 1
  • "Yeah, just see him in a relationship. 'Hi, honey. You're in grave danger. I'll see you next month!"
    Season 1
  • "Can a vampire ever be a good person? Couldn't it happen?"
    Season 1
  • "Well, when you've been around since Columbus, you're bound to pile up a few ex's. You're older than him, right? Just between us girls, you are looking a little worn around the eyes"
    Season 1
  • "I'm not just some crazy person. I'm the Slayer"
    Season 1
  • "I may be dead, but I'm still pretty. Which is more than I can say for you."
    Season 1
  • "You have fruit punch mouth"
    Season 1
  • "Sure. We saved the world, I say we party. I mean, I got all pretty."
    Season 1
  • "I know this one. Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, biddie blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone."
    Season 2
  • "Mom, I'm a Vampire Slayer."
    Season 2
  • "Good.'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!"
    Season 2
  • "What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn't even pack a lipstick?"
    Season 2
  • "You named your stake? Remind me to get you a stuffed animal."
    Season 2
  • "I-I was... just thinking, wouldn't it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn't a blood thing"
    Season 2
  • "Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good."
    Season 2
  • "Come on, you've been dating for what, like 200 years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show"
    Season 2
  • "It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "I Touch Myself"...of course, I had no idea what it was about."
    Season 2
  • "No, Angel, it's not you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me."
    Season 2
  • "My Dorothy Hamill phase. My room in LA was pretty much a shrine. Dorothy dolls, Dorothy posters. I even got the Dorothy haircut, thereby securing a place for myself in the Geek Hall of Fame."
    Season 2
  • "Okay, a scenario: you back off, I'll back off, but you promise not to go all wiggy until we can go to my Watcher and figure this out."
    Season 2

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