Caleb - Quotes

  • "Call me Caleb. Never was nobody's father"
    Season 7
  • "The one and only, the original, accept-no-substitute Slayer"
    Season 7
  • "You know, I always loved the story of the last supper. The body and blood of Christ becoming rich red wine. I recall, as a boy though, I couldn't help but think, what would happen if you were at the last supper and you ordered the white? A nice oaky Chardonnay or a white zin. Would he make that out of his lymph or some all?"
    Season 7
  • "Man can't turn his back on what he came from. Besides, black is slimming"
    Season 7
  • "Curiosity. Woman's first sin. I offer her an apple, what can she do but take it?"
    Season 7
  • "Back before I met you, there was this choir girl in Knoxville I used to give singing lessons to. She even screamed on-key"
    Season 7
  • "What can I say? I work in mysterious ways. Also some fairly straightforward ones"
    Season 7
  • "Oh, it has its moments. Paul has some good stuff, for instance. But overall, I find it a tad complicated. I like to keep things simple. Good folk, bad folk, clean folk, dirty folk"
    Season 7
  • "Now it's a simple story -- stop me if you've heard it. I have found and truly believe that there's nothing so bad it cannot be made better with a story. And this one's got a happy ending. There once was a woman, and she was foul, like all women. For Adam's rib was dirty, just like Adam himself, for what was he but human? But this woman, she was filled... with darkness, despair, and why? Because she did not know. She could not see. She didn't know the good news, the glory that was coming. That'd be you. For the kingdom, the power and the glory are yours. Now and forever. You show up, they'll get in line. Because they followed her, now all they have to do is take one more step, and I'll kill them all. See? I told you it had a happy ending"
    Season 7
  • "Oh, now look -- things don't go exactly your way, so here come the waterworks. Ain't that just like a woman"
    Season 7
  • "You're angry, frustrated, scared. I like that in a girl"
    Season 7
  • "You whore!"
    Season 7
  • "I'm calm. You should see me when I get angry"
    Season 7
  • "I'm sorry, I didn't catch that last part on account of her neck snapping and all. Did you say the end is near... or here?"
    Season 7
  • "Are you ready to finish this, bitch?"
    Season 7

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