Dawn - Quotes

  • "No one has an older sister who's a Slayer. People wouldn't be so crazy about her if they had to live in the same house with her every single day. Everybody cares what she thinks, just 'cause she can do backflips and stuff. Like that's such a crucial job skill in the real world!"
    Season 5
  • "I could so save the world if somebody handed me super-powers. But I'd think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones. Which Buffy doesn't even"
    Season 5
  • "Killing things with wood? Ooh, scary vampires--they die from a splinter"
    Season 5
  • "I'm not a kid!"
    Season 5
  • "I don't think Buffy's Watcher likes me too much. I think it's 'cause he's just so... old. I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's got to be pretty far gone"
    Season 5
  • "They do spells and stuff, which is so much cooler than Slaying. I told Mom one time I wished they'd teach me some of the things they do together. And then she got really quiet and made me go upstairs"
    Season 5
  • "Touch me and my sister's gonna kill you"
    Season 5
  • "Yeah, well, I'm telling Mom you slayed in front of me"
    Season 5
  • "She still thinks I'm little Miss Nobody. Just her dumb little sister. Boy, is she in for a surprise"
    Season 5
  • "Oh, she just said you look even cuter when you're all weak and kitten-y, and she'd better go solo, or you'd get hurt"
    Season 5
  • "I tell you I have this theory? It goes where you're the one who's not my sister, 'cause Mom adopted you from a shoebox full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you 'cause it could hurt your delicate baby feelings"
    Season 5
  • "Did I just pull a Slayer-related Mom cover-up thing? Come on. Who's the man?"
    Season 5
  • "You know, 'my boyfriend's a vampire' crazy crazy. Every day was like the end of the world. She doesn't get all worked up like that over you"
    Season 5
  • "When I was younger, I used to put my chopsticks in my mouth like this, and then Buffy would chase me around the house yelling, 'I'm the Slayer, I'm going to get you!"
    Season 5
  • "Alone time always translates into 'Get Dawn out of the house so we can have loud, obnoxious sex"
    Season 5
  • "You don't want to be here with me. You didn't want to come back. I know that. You were happier where you were. You want to go away again."
    Season 6
  • "Okay, okay, it was my first kiss. (upset) I know, I know, I suck, my lips are dry and my tongue's all horrible and sticky and I'm pretty sure I drooled on you... so just please tell me how awful it was"
    Season 6
  • "Yeah. Kinda. (looks up) I-I mean, yes. People keep... people have a tendency to go away... and, I miss them. And sometimes... I wish I could just make them stop. Going away."
    Season 6
  • "I told you, I don't leave crossbows around all willy-nilly. Not since that time with Miss Kitty Fantastico."
    Season 7
  • "I'm very into Britney Spears' early work, before she sold out. So mostly her, um, finger painting and macaroni art."
    Season 7
  • "Yeah. I planned to get killed, come back as a vamp and bite you"
    Season 7
  • "Anything else gone? Eyeballs, toenails, or viscera? That's guts"
    Season 7
  • "Oh my god. I'm the pushy queen of slut-town!"
    Season 7
  • "Taste my blade, spawn of evil!"
    Season 7

Quotes 1 to 24 of 24