Faith - Quotes

  • "I'm telling you, I don't need a new Watcher. No offense, lady. I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead."
    Season 3
  • "You gotta give me something to do. There's no way I'm sleeping. Don't you need anyone dead? Or maimed? I can settle for maimed"
    Season 3
  • "God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slayin'just always makes you hungry and horny"
    Season 3
  • "Isn't it crazy how slayin' just always makes you hungry and horny?"
    Season 3
  • "Hey, as long as you don't go scratchin' at me or humpin' my leg, we're five-by-five, ya' know?"
    Season 3
  • "Gee, if doing violence to vampires upsets you, I think you're in the wrong line of work.""
    Season 3
  • "But you like him, and when you think about him, you get that good down-low tickle, right?"
    Season 3
  • "I've had my share of losers, but you... you boinked the undead"
    Season 3
  • "Yeah, that was real manly how you shrieked and all"
    Season 3
  • "Just relax... and take off your pants"
    Season 3
  • "So? What are friends for? I mean, I'm sorry, it's just, all this sweating nightly, side-by-side action, and you never put in for a little after-hours (grunt)?"
    Season 3
  • "We're Slayers, girlfriend. The Chosen two. Why should we let him take all the fun out of it?"
    Season 3
  • "Tell me that if you don't get in a good slaying, after a while, you just start itching for some vamp to show up so you can give him a good -- (grunt)"
    Season 3
  • "When are you going to get this, B? Life for a Slayer is very simple -- want... take... have"
    Season 3
  • "First word, 'jail,' second word, 'bait"
    Season 3
  • "So the Mayor of Sunnydale is a Black Hat. That's a shocker, huh?"
    Season 3
  • "How many people do you think we've saved by now, thousands? And didn't you stop the world form ending? Because in my book, that puts you and me in the plus column"
    Season 3
  • "I could do anything to you now, and you'd want me to. I could make you scream. I could make you die"
    Season 3
  • "Finally decided to tie me up, huh? I always knew you weren't really a one-Slayer guy"
    Season 3
  • "I guess that means you have a job opening"
    Season 3
  • "You're gonna love it, B. It's just like fun, only boring"
    Season 3
  • "I don't wanna' get all twelve-steppy, but remember when you told me that killing people would make me feel like some kind of god? I think I just came down to Earth."
    Season 3
  • "I'll be sittin' at his right hand. Assuming he has hands after the transformation. I'm not too clear on that part. And all your little lame-ass friends are gonna' be Kibbles and Bits"
    Season 3
  • "You hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little more efficient"
    Season 3
  • "That's the thing about a coma. You wake up all rested and rejuvenated, and ready for payback"
    Season 4

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