Giles - Quotes

  • "Recording bat sonar is something soothingly akin to having one's teeth drilled."
    Season 1
  • "A Slayer slayes, a Watcher..."
    Season 1
  • "How about the end of the world?"
    Season 1
  • "The Earth is doomed."
    Season 1
  • "Testosterone is a great equalizer. It turns all men into morons. He will, however, get over it."
    Season 1
  • "A vampire isn't a person at all. It may have the movements, the memories, even the personality of the person it took over, but it's still a demon at the core. There is no halfway"
    Season 1
  • "She lives very much in the now, and well, history is very much about the then"
    Season 1
  • "A vampire in love with a slayer. It's rather poetic...in a maudlin sort of way."
    Season 1
  • "I've been, uh, indexing the Watcher diaries covering the last couple of centuries. You would be amazed at how numbingly pompous and long-winded some of these Watchers were.'"
    Season 2
  • "Yes, it was a gas leak, everyone. Just get some air, and a good night's rest, you know, you'll be fine. These gas things... will happen... What was it really?"
    Season 2
  • "If Drusilla is alive, then it would--it could be a fairly...cataclysmic state of affairs"
    Season 2
  • "I'm leaning towards blind panic myself."
    Season 2
  • "Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin. No one has any standards any more"
    Season 3
  • "That was bracing"
    Season 3
  • "No vampires. Bunch of school kids in heavy mascara listening to extremely silly music."
    Season 3
  • "He's lying. Hit him! You're my Slayer, go knock his teeth down his throat"
    Season 3
  • "I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform"
    Season 3
  • "I don't really know what to say. Um, I understand that this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind"
    Season 3
  • "For god's sake, man, she's 18! And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about"
    Season 3
  • "I had no idea that children en masse could be gracious"
    Season 3
  • "There's a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say"
    Season 3
  • "I've been awake all night. I know I'm supposed to teach you self-reliance, but I can't leave you out there to fight alone. To hell with what's right, I'm ready to back you up. Let's find the evil a-and fight it together."
    Season 4
  • "Stay in character, remember your lines, and energy, energy, energy, especially in the musical numbers!"
    Season 4
  • "Splendid. Well, it's ages since I've been to a gig. Well, don't look that way. I'm...I'm...I'm down with the new music. And I have the albums to prove it."
    Season 4
  • "Congratulations, you've found me out. I'm a mod jogger."
    Season 4

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