Harmony - Quotes

  • "When are you two gonna' start wearing cute little matching outfits? 'Cause I'm planning to vomit."
    Season 2
  • "Gee, Xander, maybe you should learn a second language so that even more girls can reject you."
    Season 2
  • "I mean, you're so smart. I always wanted to be like that"
    Season 3
  • "Okay, fine. Hide behind your boyfriend. But guess what? I have a boyfriend, too, and he's gonna be mad that you were mean to me"
    Season 4
  • "Are you going to kill Willow today? 'Cause I want you to say, 'This is for messing with my sweet girl"
    Season 4
  • "This one tastes funny. Take me out to eat"
    Season 4
  • "Is Antonio Banderas a vampire?"
    Season 4
  • "Hey, I don't have a pulse. Cool! Can we eat a doctor so I can get a stethoscope and hear my heart not beating?"
    Season 4
  • "Being a vampire sucks"
    Season 4
  • "Bastard! You dumped me, and staked me, and hurt me, and left me..."
    Season 4
  • "Spikey, let's leave the Slayer alone. You know she'll only slap you around, and I can do that"
    Season 4
  • "Ow! You sissy kicker!"
    Season 4
  • "Out! I mean it. I've been doing a lot of reading, and I'm in control of my own power now, so we're through"
    Season 4
  • "No. I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me. And you're mean!"
    Season 4
  • "What a total disaster. My first plan! I so wanted it to go well. Plus, I didn't even get to kill stupid Xander Harris! God, that was so embarrassing"
    Season 5
  • "She won't give up until she's killed me to death"
    Season 5
  • "Of course! That's why I'm on the lam. Didn't you hear? I'm totally her arch-nemesis"
    Season 5
  • "Yeah, I said I'll do anything. Oh, you mean, will I have sex with you? Well, yeah"
    Season 5
  • "I read in a magazine that some women think a man's real sex organ is his brain. Yecch. No contest. I mean, look at it. It's so... pink and wriggly-looking. Can I touch it?"
    Season 5
  • "I see it, Spikey, I see the chip! It's nestled in there like a pretty little Easter egg, with your brain all around it like that green plastic grassy stuff. Only this is more of a beige..."
    Season 5
  • "Okay, I'm trying to be supportive here, so don't drive a stake through my heart like last time. But you can't kill Buffy. She's the Slayer. She is so gonna kick your ass"
    Season 5
  • "I knew you'd take this personally. You're so sensitive! How are you gonna kill her? Think! The second you even point that thing at her, you're gonna be all "Aaagh!" And then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street, unless she's had enough and just stakes you"
    Season 5

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