Miss Calendar - Quotes

  • "A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've gota problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh"
    Season 1
  • "The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."
    Season 1
  • "Yeah, that's the worst part of being hung upside-down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat: the stains."
    Season 2
  • "Did anyone ever tell you you're kind of a sexy fuddy duddy?"
    Season 2
  • "I'm not a demon, little girl. I am something that you can't even conceive. The first evil. Beyond sin. Beyond death. I am the thing that darkness fears. You'll never see me, but I am everywhere. Every being, every thought, every drop of hate"
    Season 3

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