Joyce - Quotes

  • "And honey, try not to get kicked out."
    Season 1
  • "They can be such a...oh, I-I don't wanna' say 'burden', but uh...uh, actually I kind of do want to say 'burden"
    Season 2
  • "I think what my daughter's trying to say is: 'Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!"
    Season 3
  • "It's just you belong at a good old-fashioned college, with keg parties, and boys, not here with Hellmouths and vampires."
    Season 3
  • "Willow's a witch?"
    Season 3
  • "I brought you a snack. I thought it was about time for me to come out and watch. You know, the slaying"
    Season 3
  • "I mean, don't get me wrong. I'm still a little gun-shy. It certainly didn't help that my last boyfriend turned out to be a homicidal robot"
    Season 4
  • "Actually, I was thinking my daughter is going to kill you soon"
    Season 4
  • "Were you planning to slit my throat any time soon?"
    Season 4
  • "But maybe, we could spend some time together soon? Some night when I'm not being held hostage by a raving psychotic"
    Season 4
  • "Do I have bad hair? I don't look like scary mom, do I?"
    Season 5
  • "You know the nothing that I've been dealing with the last couple of weeks? It might not be nothing"
    Season 5
  • "A shadow. I've got a shadow... somewhere, over there"
    Season 5
  • "No reason to get upset? Oh, right, sorry. I must just think there is because of my brain tumor!"
    Season 5
  • "No matter what she is, she still feels like my daughter. I have to know that you'll take care of her, that you'll keep her safe, that you'll love her like I love you"
    Season 5

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