Oz - Quotes

  • "So, I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going,'Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!'And you know the monkey's just,'I mock you with my monkey pants!"
    Season 2
  • "Did I mention I didn't take Latin?"
    Season 2
  • "Sometimes when I'm sitting in class -- you know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen -- I think about kissing you, and it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage"
    Season 2
  • "Well, to the casual observer, it would appear that you're trying to make your friend Xander jealous, or even the score, or something. And...that's on the empty side. See, in my fantasy, when I'm kissing you, you're kissing me. It's okay, I can wait."
    Season 2
  • "This cheerleading trophy. It's like its eyes follow you wherever you go. I like it."
    Season 2
  • "I'm going through some...changes"
    Season 2
  • "It's okay, I'm-I'm sorry I almost ate you"
    Season 2
  • "I mean, it's not every day you find out you're...a werewolf. That's fairly freaksome."
    Season 2
  • "But we know the world didn't end, 'cause... check it out."
    Season 2
  • "Once again, the Hellmouth puts the special in special occasion."
    Season 3
  • "If I may suggest, "This time it's personal." I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic."
    Season 3
  • "I'm gonna' go out on a limb and say there's a new Slayer in town."
    Season 3
  • "Anya, huh? Interesting choice"
    Season 3
  • "We attack the Mayor with hummus"
    Season 3
  • "Yeah. Curfew-free nights of mom-and-popless hootenanny."
    Season 4
  • "Veruca was right about something. The wolf is inside me all the time, and I don't know where that line is anymore between me and it. And until I figure out what that means, I shouldn't be around you... or anybody"
    Season 4
  • "A woman in Tibet traded it to me for the Radiohead record. Got a lot of mileage out of the barter system"
    Season 4
  • "This warlock in Romania sent me to the monks there to learn some meditation techniques. Very intense. All about keeping your inner cool"
    Season 4
  • "But I couldn't look at you. I mean, it turns out, the one thing that brings it out of me is you. Which falls under the heading of ironic in my book"
    Season 4

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