Spike - Quotes

  • "The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other again like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave"
    Season 3
  • "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other until it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood -- blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it"
    Season 3
  • "Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory. I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this - weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just got to be the man I was. The man she loved. I'm going to do what I should have done in the first place. I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again. Love's a funny thing."
    Season 3
  • "And more, much more than this, I did it my way!!"
    Season 3
  • "Haven't you figured it all out yet, with your enormous squishy frontal lobes?"
    Season 4
  • "It's definitely the crypt, right? I'm not keen on tunneling into someone's septic tank."
    Season 4
  • "Listen to me, you stupid bint. This gem is everything I came back to Sunnydale for, which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass. Now, when I have the gem, they'll all die, don't worry. But until then, stay inside. And by the way, I would be insanely happy if I heard bugger all about sodding France."
    Season 4
  • "And I'm just supposed to help you out of the evilness of my heart?"
    Season 4
  • "Delivering melted cheese on bread, doing your part to keep America constipated."
    Season 4
  • "I love syphilis more than you"
    Season 4
  • "Listen to me, you stupid bint. This gem is everything. I came back to Sunnydale for it, a place which has witnessed some truly spectacular kickings of my ass"
    Season 4
  • "The gem of Amarra. Official sponsor of my killing you"
    Season 4
  • "Got to hand it to you, Goldilocks. You do have bleeding tragic taste in men. I got a cousin married to a regurgitating Froglocsteem that's got better instincts than you"
    Season 4
  • "Hello, gorgeous"
    Season 4
  • "I'll give you a choice. Now, I'm going to kill you - no choice in that. But... I can let you stay dead... or bring you back, to be like me"
    Season 4
  • "I hate being obvious. All fangy and 'grr!' Takes the mystery out"
    Season 4
  • "I'm only 126!"
    Season 4
  • "Can I have someone to eat?"
    Season 4
  • "I'm saying that Spike had a little trip to the vet, and now he doesn't chase the other puppies any more"
    Season 4
  • "Oh, someone put a stake in me"
    Season 4
  • "You won. All right? You came in, and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. It's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, 'I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it."
    Season 4
  • "Comfy? I'm chained in a bathtub, drinking pigs blood from a novelty mug. Doesn't rate huge in the Zagat's guide"
    Season 4
  • "What, are you people blind? She's hangin' on by a thread. Any ninny can see that"
    Season 4
  • "Oh, pouty. Look at that lip. Gonna get it. Gonna... get it"
    Season 4
  • "Well, I gotta have something. I still have Buffy taste in my mouth"
    Season 4

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