Buffy - Quotes

  • "You know. No kick-o, no fight-o."
    Season 2
  • "I got older."
    Season 2
  • "I don't know. I kinda' see Oz as the loyal type"
    Season 2
  • "Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks"
    Season 2
  • "Giles didn't set this up. Angel did. This is the wrapping for the gift."
    Season 2
  • "So I'm treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose...and I don't have a scratch on me. Which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface."
    Season 2
  • "The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care."
    Season 2
  • "They never just leave. Always gotta say something."
    Season 3
  • "It was exactly you, Will, every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix. As far as we know."
    Season 3
  • "The Council is not welcome here. I have no time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman I'll give you a call"
    Season 3
  • "I hate it when they drown me."
    Season 3
  • "I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much fire bad; tree pretty"
    Season 3
  • "Nooo... I think you're up in the clocktower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in."
    Season 3
  • "I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one."
    Season 3
  • "Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: coincidence and leprechauns."
    Season 3
  • "So I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him"
    Season 3
  • "I'm getting better, honest. In fact, from here on, you're going to see a drastic distraction reduction. Drastic distraction reduction... try saying that ten times fast"
    Season 3
  • "I'm not talking about the Slayer. I'm talking about Buffy. You've awakened the prom-queen within. And that crown is going to be mine"
    Season 3
  • "Hey, the way things were going, be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually did something"
    Season 3
  • "We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you I can never have"
    Season 3
  • "What about me? I love you so much. And I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn't help. And I hate it!"
    Season 3
  • "I know you guys think it's just a big, dumb, girlie thing, but it's not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. And every year, my Dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures-- and okay, it's a big, dumb, girlie thing, but I love it"
    Season 3
  • "You know, nothing's really going to change. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror."
    Season 3
  • "Just look at you, Faith. Less than 24 hours ago you killed a man. And now it's all zip-a-dee-doo-dah?"
    Season 3
  • "You know what? I like the look. It's um, it's extreme, but it looks good, you know, it's a leather thing. And, uh, I said extreme already, didn't I?"
    Season 3

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