Anyanka - Quotes

  • "Oh, you mean an orgasm friend?"
    Season 4
  • "So dump him. But you can't have Xander"
    Season 4
  • "Yes. And then we could run for help while the other three suck your heart out through your neck"
    Season 4
  • "Of course it did. It always does. Seen a thousand relationships. First there's the love and sex, then there's nothing left but the vengeance. That's how it works"
    Season 4
  • "I'm just trying to tell you that we have nothing in common besides both of us liking your penis, and now I don't even have that!"
    Season 4
  • "That's boring. I just want to do the money parts."
    Season 5
  • "She gets to fondle the money?"
    Season 5
  • "That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly."
    Season 5
  • "We have some very amusing chicken feet you can play with"
    Season 5
  • "Who ordered more chickens'feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all."
    Season 5
  • "it seems like we're always dealing with creatures from outer space. Except that we don't ever do that."
    Season 5
  • "I doubt he'd remember me. I was just a silly young thing. I mean, like 700 or so. But he did say that this guy I cursed was doomed forever, which was really sweet, don't you think?"
    Season 5
  • "I'm just so excited. They come in, I help them, they give us money in exchange for goods, you give me money for working for you. I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. I'm a workin' gal"
    Season 5
  • "I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!"
    Season 5
  • "I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine"
    Season 5
  • "If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man, staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself"
    Season 5
  • "Oh, that's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal"
    Season 5
  • "I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles and bribe him with money and goods"
    Season 5
  • "Everyone's so delicate. Anyway, I still have to select the bridesmaids'dresses, and, well, then there are the guests from out of town and the ones from the demon realm - you wouldn't believe how many of them have yet to let us know either way."
    Season 6
  • "Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?"
    Season 6
  • "At least I'm not asking you to perform the groom's rite of self-flagellation."
    Season 6
  • "Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."
    Season 6
  • "Don't worry, don't be nervous. Do what I do, just picture yourself naked."
    Season 6
  • "You want to look at the money? I find it always calms me."
    Season 6
  • "Buy one eyeball, get the second one free."
    Season 6

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