Spike - Quotes

  • "Yeah, well, I'm not the one who wanted "Wind Beneath My Wings" for the first dance"
    Season 4
  • "Yeah, well, sometimes I like to crumble up the weetabix in the blood. Gives it a little texture"
    Season 4
  • "Sissy"
    Season 4
  • "I'm not having these two shag while I'm tied to a chair three feet away"
    Season 4
  • "Good-bye, Dru. See you in hell"
    Season 4
  • "Oh, but you can. You know I'd drain you drier than the Sahara if I had half a chance. And besides, I'm beyond pathetic"
    Season 4
  • "You. Kids your age are going off to university. You've made it as far as the basement. And Red here - you couldn't even keep dog-boy happy. You can take the loser out of high school, but..."
    Season 4
  • "That's right! I'm back, and I'm a bloody animal! Yeah!"
    Season 4
  • "What's this? Sitting around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot? It's not very industrious of you. I say, we go out there, and kick a little demon ass. What, can't go without your Buffy? Is that it? Too chicken? Let's find her. She is the Chosen One, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty. Let's annihilate them. For justice, and for the safety of puppies, and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil. Let's kill something. Oh, come on!"
    Season 4
  • "Hey! What am I, a bleeding broken record? I'm bad. It's just... I can't bite anymore. Thanks to you wankers"
    Season 4
  • "Tell you what I'll do, then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where all of you are, and then watch... as she kills you. Can't any one of your damned little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all?"
    Season 4
  • "Dark hair, this tall, name of Faith. Criminally insane. I like this girl already"
    Season 4
  • "The thing about the Slayer is, she is a whiney little thing, but when it comes to the fighting, she does have a slight tendency to win"
    Season 4
  • "Now, now. None of that. Or I won't help you get Red's mongrel back"
    Season 4
  • "I happen to be seeking monetary gratification, yeah"
    Season 4
  • "No. See, you're not getting it, Mr. Bits. You're gonna be interestingly dead. Little Miss Tiny's got the habit of bollixing up the plans of every would-be unstoppable bad-ass who sets foot in this town. Just want you to know, when the big ugly goes down, Slayer's going to be right in the thick of it. You ready for that?"
    Season 4
  • "I get why all the demons all fall in line with you. You're like Tony Robbins. If he was a big, scary, Frankenstein-looking... You're exactly like Tony Robbins"
    Season 4
  • "Call it the Yoko factor. Don't tell me you've never heard of the Beatles?"
    Season 4
  • "Well, let's go save 'em, by gum"
    Season 4
  • "Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead."
    Season 5
  • "I will make your neck my chalice... and drink deep."
    Season 5
  • "Buckle up, kids. Daddy's puttin'the hammer down"
    Season 5
  • "Oh, you're a piece of work. I like you"
    Season 5
  • "Death is on your heels, baby. And sooner or later, it's gonna catch you. And part of you wants it. Not only to stop the fear and uncertainty, but because you're just a little bit in love with it."
    Season 5
  • "Dracula? Poncy bugger owes me 11 pounds, for one thing"
    Season 5

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