Buffy - Quotes

  • "Aren't you going to introduce me to your... Holy God, you're Willow"
    Season 3
  • "We can't actually do any of those things. You'd lose your soul, and besides, I don't even own a kimono"
    Season 3
  • "You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you, Faith: loser."
    Season 3
  • "God, Xander, is that all you think about?"
    Season 3
  • "You had sex with Giles? You had sex with GILES?"
    Season 3
  • "Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my MOTHER"
    Season 3
  • "Yeah, I'm also a person. You can't just define me by my Slayerness. That's... something-ism"
    Season 3
  • "Unfortunately, that's all I could get out of my informant before his aggressive tendencies forced me to introduce him to Mr. Pointy"
    Season 3
  • "He's 243 years old. He doesn't exactly get the prom"
    Season 3
  • "I'm going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it"
    Season 3
  • "I'm over the whole 'Buffy gets one perfect high school moment' thing"
    Season 3
  • "The council is not welcome here. I have not time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman, I'll give you a call"
    Season 3
  • "Hey! Remember this? I took it from Faith. Stuck it in her gut. Just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? Dick?"
    Season 3
  • "I'll end up an old lady who can only live with cats"
    Season 4
  • "This is Spike. He's um.. It's a really long story b-but he's not bad anymore"
    Season 4
  • "Well, a man that worships chaos and tries to kill you is a man you can trust"
    Season 4
  • "(Watching MTV) TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people"
    Season 4
  • "A bad omen and we just ignore it? There's going to be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end."
    Season 4
  • "You said it was big. You told me, but you never said it was huge!"
    Season 4
  • "A flare gun? Xander, if I find spike, I'm staking him, not signalling ships at sea."
    Season 4
  • "Faith has taken my body, and for all I know, she's taken it to Mexico by now. I don't have time for bondage fun"
    Season 4
  • "How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first?"
    Season 4
  • "Okay, remember before you became Hugh Hefner, when you used to be a Watcher?"
    Season 4
  • "Oh! That's my skirt! You're never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them"
    Season 4
  • "Let me answer that question with a head-butt"
    Season 4

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