Xander - Quotes

  • "Hello! I'm back! Clean and with the better smell now"
    Season 6
  • "I love you, Willow. I love crayon breaky Willow and I love scary veiny Willow. So if you're gonna end the world, you're gonna have to start with me!"
    Season 6
  • "It is kinda strange, how you keep saving the world, and there's not any proof."
    Season 7
  • "Thanks for clearing that up, 'cause otherwise we might've thought you were up to no good here at the satanic manhole cover."
    Season 7
  • "Potential slayers can function without sleep. Me, I'm no good without my usual 90 minutes"
    Season 7
  • "I'm a strong, successful male who is giddy at the thought of all the women I will no doubt be dating in the near future."
    Season 7
  • "Hey, party in my eyesocket and everyone's invited!"
    Season 7
  • "Outside of drugs and violence and unwanted pregnancy, and unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what troubles could these kids have?"
    Season 7
  • "I saved the world with talking, from my mouth. My mouth saved the world"
    Season 7
  • "From beneath you, it devours." It's not the friendliest jingle, is it? It's no "I like Ike" or "Milk: it does a body good"
    Season 7
  • "Seven years, Dawn. Working with the Slayer. Seeing my friends get more and more powerful... a witch. A demon. Hell, I could fit Oz in my shaving kit, but come a full moon, he had a wolfy mojo not to be messed with. Powerful, all of them. And I'm the guy who fixes the windows"
    Season 7
  • "They'll never know how tough it is, Dawnie, to be the one who isn't Chosen, to live so near the spotlight and never step in it. But I know. I see more than anybody realizes because nobody's watching me. I saw you last night. I see you working here today. You're not special. You're extraordinary."
    Season 7
  • "What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay! I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay"
    Season 7

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