Buffy - Quotes
- "Oz is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn't his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot"
Season 4 - "You sounded like Mr. Initiative. Demons bad. People good"
Season 4 - "I see one more display of testosterone-poisoning, and I will personally put you both in the hospital"
Season 4 - "Judgemental? If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make, my whole brain would fall out"
Season 4 - "Harmony, when you tried to be head cheerleader, you were bad. When you tried to chair the Homecoming committee, you were really bad. But when you try to be bad ... you suck"
Season 5 - "The fast-growing field of personal grooming has come a long way since you became a vampire."
Season 5 - "How can you tell me you understand what those vampires are feeling? You aren't a passion to them, you are a snack! A willing, idiotic snack."
Season 5 - "Darn your sinister attraction."
Season 5 - "You always think harder is better. Maybe next time I patrol I should carry a load of bricks, use a stake made of butter."
Season 5 - "Spike, the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious."
Season 5 - "You want credit for not feeding on bleeding disaster victims?"
Season 5 - "You smell this bad when you were alive?"
Season 5 - "So let me get this straight. You're... Dracula, the guy, the Count"
Season 5 - "Check. No more butt-monkey"
Season 5 - "Harmony has minions?"
Season 5 - "Spike, I just saw you taste your own nose blood. You know what? I'm too grossed out to hear anything you have to say!"
Season 5 - "Best of all... I'm not stupid"
Season 5 - "Funny you should ask. (grabs Buffy) Lesson the first: A Slayer must always reach for her weapon. I've already got mine"
Season 5 - "Say it's true. Say I do want to... it wouldn't be you, Spike. It would never be you. You're beneath me"
Season 5 - "They were supposed to be my light at the end of the tunnel. I guess they were a train."
Season 6 - "I'm pretty spry for a corpse."
Season 6 - "Oh yes! Like how the cow and the chicken come together even though they've never met. It's like Sleepless in Seattle if, if Meg and Tom were, like, minced."
Season 6 - "I'm just worried this whole session's gonna turn into some training montage from an 80's movie."
Season 6 - "Dawn's a total klepto ... money's been so tight that I've been slinging burgers at the Doublemeat Palace... And I've been sleeping with Spike"
Season 6 - "Sometimes that's how people relate. Being mean to each other. Even mortal enemies. Then with the... And that leads to no good, absolutely no good."
Season 7
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