Riley - Quotes

  • "The problem is, what kind of girl is gonna go out with a guy who's acting all joe regular by day and then turns all demon-hunter by night?"
    Season 4
  • "Oh yeah. Having the inside scoop on the administration's own Bay of Mutated Pigs is definitely an advantage"
    Season 4
  • "As a psych major, I'm qualified to go hmmm."
    Season 4
  • "Don't make fun. I worked long and hard to get this pompous"
    Season 4
  • "I like girls I can get a grip on"
    Season 4
  • "Just sort of hoping you'd think I have an honest face"
    Season 4
  • "I can't dance"
    Season 4
  • "Oh. Yes, I am a lesbian"
    Season 4
  • "Okay, then. Just another little piece of the Buffy puzzle"
    Season 4
  • "I am a nice, normal guy"
    Season 4
  • "What's a Slayer?"
    Season 4
  • "You won't be disappointed in her. She's good at what she does. And she is one of the truest souls I've ever known"
    Season 4
  • "So, um, I was missing something this afternoon, wasn't I? I mean, breakups are tough, but when Oz walked in, it seemed like emotions were running extra high"
    Season 4
  • "Stop calling me that - I'm not your brother. You're a botched science experiment. I'm a human being, who's gonna do everything in his power to..."
    Season 4
  • "What's a little sweater-sniffing between sworn enemies?"
    Season 5
  • "I don't go out with vampires. Never interested in my intellect"
    Season 5
  • "I couldn't believe it the first 20 times you told us, but it's starting to sink in now"
    Season 5
  • "I shouldn't take this personally. I mean, what with Angel, I mean, it's understandable that there would be transference. I mean, they're both broody immortals"
    Season 5
  • "Hey, I'm well aware of how lucky I am. Like, lottery lucky. Buffy's like nobody else in the world. When I'm with her, it's like... it's like I'm split in two. Half of me is just on fire, going crazy if I'm not touching her. The other half is so still and peaceful, just perfectly content... just knows: this is the one. But she doesn't love me"
    Season 5
  • "Were you... were you just smelling her sweater?"
    Season 5
  • "Buffy, you're still the first woman I ever loved... and the strongest woman I've ever known. And I'm not advertising this to the missus... but you're still quite the hottie."
    Season 6

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