Season One - Cordelia - Quotes

  • "Oh, I would kill to live in L.A. That close to that many shoes?"
  • "Ooo! Hello, salty goodness! Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him.."
  • "I'm not saying that we should kill a teacher every day just so I can lose weight, I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side"
  • "Oh please. I don't mean to interrupt your downward mobility, but I just wanted to tell you that you won't be meeting Coach Foster, the woman with the chest hair, because gym was cancelled due to the extreme dead guy in the locker."
  • "What is your childhood trauma?!?!"
  • "Hello, Miss Motormouth, can I get a sentence finished?"
  • "Ouch!!! Please get your extreme oafishness off my two hundred dollar shoes"
  • "Where did you get that dress? This is a one-of-a-kind Todd Oldham. Do you know how much this dress cost? Is this a knock-off? This is a knock-off, isn't it? Some cheesy knock-off. This is exactly what happens when you sign these free trade agreements."
  • "People who think their problems are so huge craze me, like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg. Like my pain meant nothing"
  • "But, you should have seen him lying there, all black and blue. How's he gonna' look in our prom pictures? How am I ever gonna' be able to show them to anyone?"
  • "This is all about me! Me, me, me!"
  • "You're always around when all this weird stuff is happening, and I know you're very strong, and you've got all those weapons. I was kind of hoping you were in a gang."