Season One - Miss Calendar - Quotes
- "A cat last week gave birth to a litter of snakes. A family was swimming in Whisper Lake when the lake suddenly began to boil. And Mercy Hospital last night, a boy was born with his eyes facing inward. I'm not stupid. This is apocalypse stuff. Throw in last night's earthquake, and I'd say we've gota problem. I'd say the end is pretty seriously nigh"
- "The part that gets me, though, is where Buffy is the Vampire Slayer. She's so little."