Season Two - Buffy - Quotes

  • "I know this one. Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah, blah, biddie blah, I'm so stuffy give me a scone."
  • "Mom, I'm a Vampire Slayer."
  • "Good.'Cause I've had it. Spike is going down. You can attack me, you can send assassins after me, that's fine. But nobody messes with my boyfriend!"
  • "What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn't even pack a lipstick?"
  • "You named your stake? Remind me to get you a stuffed animal."
  • "I-I was... just thinking, wouldn't it be funny some time to see each other when it wasn't a blood thing"
  • "Cordelia, your mouth is open, sound is coming from it. This is never good."
  • "Come on, you've been dating for what, like 200 years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show"
  • "It was terrible. I moped over you for months, sitting in my room, listening to that Divinyls song "I Touch Myself"...of course, I had no idea what it was about."
  • "No, Angel, it's not you. You're the one freaky thing in my freaky world that still makes sense to me."
  • "My Dorothy Hamill phase. My room in LA was pretty much a shrine. Dorothy dolls, Dorothy posters. I even got the Dorothy haircut, thereby securing a place for myself in the Geek Hall of Fame."
  • "Okay, a scenario: you back off, I'll back off, but you promise not to go all wiggy until we can go to my Watcher and figure this out."
  • "You know. No kick-o, no fight-o."
  • "I got older."
  • "I don't know. I kinda' see Oz as the loyal type"
  • "Sorry, Angel. Changed the locks"
  • "Giles didn't set this up. Angel did. This is the wrapping for the gift."
  • "So I'm treated like the baddie, just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose...and I don't have a scratch on me. Which, granted, hurts my case a little, on the surface."
  • "The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho? Well, let me take this opportunity to not care."