Season Three - Buffy - Quotes

  • "They never just leave. Always gotta say something."
  • "It was exactly you, Will, every detail. Except for your not being a dominatrix. As far as we know."
  • "The Council is not welcome here. I have no time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman I'll give you a call"
  • "I hate it when they drown me."
  • "I haven't processed everything yet. My brain isn't really functioning on the higher levels. It's pretty much fire bad; tree pretty"
  • "Nooo... I think you're up in the clocktower with a high-powered rifle because you wanna blend in."
  • "I don't want any trouble. I just want to be alone and quiet in a room with a chair and a fireplace and a tea cozy. I don't even know what a tea cozy is, but I want one."
  • "Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: coincidence and leprechauns."
  • "So I told him that I loved him... and I kissed him... and I killed him"
  • "I'm getting better, honest. In fact, from here on, you're going to see a drastic distraction reduction. Drastic distraction reduction... try saying that ten times fast"
  • "I'm not talking about the Slayer. I'm talking about Buffy. You've awakened the prom-queen within. And that crown is going to be mine"
  • "Hey, the way things were going, be glad that's the worst that happened. At least I got to the two of you before you actually did something"
  • "We're not friends. We never were. And I can fool Giles, and I can fool my friends, but I can't fool myself. Or Spike, for some reason. What I want from you I can never have"
  • "What about me? I love you so much. And I tried to make you go away. I killed you and it didn't help. And I hate it!"
  • "I know you guys think it's just a big, dumb, girlie thing, but it's not. I mean, a lot of those skaters are Olympic medal winners. And every year, my Dad buys me cotton candy and one of those souvenir programs that has all the pictures-- and okay, it's a big, dumb, girlie thing, but I love it"
  • "You know, nothing's really going to change. The important thing is that I kept up my special birthday tradition of gut-wrenching misery and horror."
  • "Just look at you, Faith. Less than 24 hours ago you killed a man. And now it's all zip-a-dee-doo-dah?"
  • "You know what? I like the look. It's um, it's extreme, but it looks good, you know, it's a leather thing. And, uh, I said extreme already, didn't I?"
  • "Aren't you going to introduce me to your... Holy God, you're Willow"
  • "We can't actually do any of those things. You'd lose your soul, and besides, I don't even own a kimono"
  • "You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you, Faith: loser."
  • "God, Xander, is that all you think about?"
  • "You had sex with Giles? You had sex with GILES?"
  • "Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my MOTHER"
  • "Yeah, I'm also a person. You can't just define me by my Slayerness. That's... something-ism"
  • "Unfortunately, that's all I could get out of my informant before his aggressive tendencies forced me to introduce him to Mr. Pointy"
  • "He's 243 years old. He doesn't exactly get the prom"
  • "I'm going to give you all a nice, fun, normal evening, if I have to kill every single person on the face of the earth to do it"
  • "I'm over the whole 'Buffy gets one perfect high school moment' thing"
  • "The council is not welcome here. I have not time for orders. If I need someone to scream like a woman, I'll give you a call"
  • "Hey! Remember this? I took it from Faith. Stuck it in her gut. Just slid in her like she was butter. You wanna get it back from me? Dick?"