Season Three - Giles - Quotes

  • "Demons after money? Whatever happened to the still beating heart of a virgin. No one has any standards any more"
  • "That was bracing"
  • "No vampires. Bunch of school kids in heavy mascara listening to extremely silly music."
  • "He's lying. Hit him! You're my Slayer, go knock his teeth down his throat"
  • "I won't remind you that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind you that you've jeopardized the lives of all that you hold dear by harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind you that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. You should have told me he was alive. You didn't. You have no respect for me, or the job I perform"
  • "I don't really know what to say. Um, I understand that this sort of thing requires ice cream of some kind"
  • "For god's sake, man, she's 18! And you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. Just have at it, would you? And stop fluttering about"
  • "I had no idea that children en masse could be gracious"
  • "There's a certain dramatic irony attached to all this. A synchronicity that borders on predestination, one might say"