Season Three - Willow - Quotes

  • "Occasionally, I'm callous and strange"
  • "It's bad bowling. It's a double date, with all of us, and they're gonna know! It's a very intimate situation. It's all sexy with the smoke and the sweating and the shoe rental..."
  • "Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil."
  • "I'm just missing everything. I miss P.E"
  • "That's right, big boy. Come and get it."
  • "Well, the Slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off and it makes 'em frightened because I'm wisecracking, okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one but you try it every time!"
  • "I, I'm having all sorts of... I'm dating. I, I'm having serious dating with a werewolf. And, and I'm studying witchcraft and, and killing vampires. And I didn't have anyone to talk to about all this scary life stuff."
  • "Oz does not eat people. It's more werewolf play. You know, I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless wolf fun. Is it Oz's fault that, you know, side effect, people get cut to ribbons, and maybe then he'll take a little nibble and... I'm not helping, am I?"
  • "Now, hold on! I'll do your spell for you, and, and, I'll get you Drusilla back, but there will be no bottle in face, and there will be no "having" of any kind with me. All right?"
  • "It's like all of a sudden I'm not cool enough for you because I can't kill things with my bare hands"
  • "Oh, Buffy. Don't cry. I'm sorry. I was too hard on you. Sometimes I unleash. I don't know my own strength. It's bad. I'm bad. I'm a bad, bad, bad person"
  • "I don't need to say "oh", I got it before. They slept together"
  • "Oh, right, me and Oz play Mistress of Pain every night"
  • "It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay"
  • "It's a little binding. I guess vampires really don't have to breathe. Gosh, look at those"
  • "Strangely, I feel like staying at home... and doing my homework... and flossing... and dying a virgin"
  • "It didn't have to be this way. But you made your choice. I know you had a tough life. I know that some people think you had a lot of bad breaks. Well, boo-hoo!"