Season Four - Buffy - Quotes

  • "I'll end up an old lady who can only live with cats"
  • "This is Spike. He's um.. It's a really long story b-but he's not bad anymore"
  • "Well, a man that worships chaos and tries to kill you is a man you can trust"
  • "(Watching MTV) TV is a good thing. Bright colours. Music. Tiny little people"
  • "A bad omen and we just ignore it? There's going to be a lot of red faces when the world comes to an end."
  • "You said it was big. You told me, but you never said it was huge!"
  • "A flare gun? Xander, if I find spike, I'm staking him, not signalling ships at sea."
  • "Faith has taken my body, and for all I know, she's taken it to Mexico by now. I don't have time for bondage fun"
  • "How do you get to be renowned? I mean, like, do you have to be nowned first?"
  • "Okay, remember before you became Hugh Hefner, when you used to be a Watcher?"
  • "Oh! That's my skirt! You're never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them"
  • "Let me answer that question with a head-butt"
  • "I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out"
  • "Harmony's a vampire? She must be dying without a reflection"
  • "What's the matter, Spike? Dru dump you again?"
  • "I was just thinking about the life of a pumpkin. Grow up in the sun, happily entwined with others, and then someone comes along, cuts you open, and rips your guts out"
  • "So, what I'm wondering is, does this always happen? Sleep with a guy and he goes all evil?"
  • "You're right. He's manipulative and shallow... and why doesn't he want me? Am I so repulsive? If there was something repulsive about me, you'd tell me, right?"
  • "Exactly. I'm sure Oz is flogging and punishing himself... This is sounding wrong before I even finish"
  • "Oz, you okay? If it's possible, you seem more monosyllabic than usual"
  • "Oz, now might be a good time for your trademark stoicism"
  • "Riley's a doof. He's not teutonic"
  • "And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men - evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, 'soon my electro-ray will destroy Metropolis' bad"
  • "Sarcasm accomplishes nothing, Giles"
  • "So you haven't murdered anybody lately? Let's be best pals!"
  • "Exactly. Riley seems so solid. Like... he wouldn't cause me heartache"
  • "I have to get away from that 'bad boy' thing. There's no good there"
  • "Oh, look at my poor neck... all bare and tender and exposed. All that blood, just pumping away"
  • "Giles! I accidentally killed Spike! That's okay, right?"
  • "Oh, Spike! Of course it's yes! Giles! You'll never believe what's happened!"
  • "Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you want to be "William the Bloody" or just "Spike"? 'Cause either way, it's gonna look majorly weird"
  • "Spike and I are getting married!"
  • "You have a lot to learn about women, Riley"
  • "Well, then, let me. You're part of some military monster squad that captures demons, vampires - probably have some official sounding euphemisms for them, like... unfriendlies, or non-sapiens"
  • "So, you deliver these HST's to a bunch of lab-coats who perform experiments on them, which, among other things, turns some into harmless little bunnies. How am I doing so far?"
  • "Maggie tried to kill me"
  • "It's all Faith's fault. She's like poison. No, worse, she's like acid that eats through everything. Maybe she's a bomb"
  • "Oz is not dangerous. Something happened to him that wasn't his fault. God, I never knew you were such a bigot"
  • "You sounded like Mr. Initiative. Demons bad. People good"
  • "I see one more display of testosterone-poisoning, and I will personally put you both in the hospital"
  • "Judgemental? If I was any more open-minded about the choices you two make, my whole brain would fall out"