Season Four - Riley Quotes

  • "The problem is, what kind of girl is gonna go out with a guy who's acting all joe regular by day and then turns all demon-hunter by night?"
  • "Oh yeah. Having the inside scoop on the administration's own Bay of Mutated Pigs is definitely an advantage"
  • "As a psych major, I'm qualified to go hmmm."
  • "Don't make fun. I worked long and hard to get this pompous"
  • "I like girls I can get a grip on"
  • "Just sort of hoping you'd think I have an honest face"
  • "I can't dance"
  • "Oh. Yes, I am a lesbian"
  • "Okay, then. Just another little piece of the Buffy puzzle"
  • "I am a nice, normal guy"
  • "What's a Slayer?"
  • "You won't be disappointed in her. She's good at what she does. And she is one of the truest souls I've ever known"
  • "So, um, I was missing something this afternoon, wasn't I? I mean, breakups are tough, but when Oz walked in, it seemed like emotions were running extra high"
  • "Stop calling me that - I'm not your brother. You're a botched science experiment. I'm a human being, who's gonna do everything in his power to..."