Season Four - Willow - Quotes

  • "No candles? Well, I brought one. It's extra flamey"
  • "Did we not put the'grr'in girl?"
  • "I don't think you wanna help. I think you just wanna slay the demon, then go "La, la, la"
  • "Buffy wouldn't just take off, th-that's just not in her nature. Except for that one time she disappeared for several months and changed her name, but there were circumstances then. There's no circumstances."
  • "I'm Joan of Arc. I figured we had a lot in common, seeing as how I was almost burned at the stake, and plus she had that close relationship with God."
  • "Thanksgiving isn't about the blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another. And then they make animated specials about the part where, with the maize and the big, big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where all the bison die and Squanto takes a musket ball in the stomach."
  • "I mean, you men. It's all about the sex! You find a woman, drag her to your den, do whatever's necessary just as long as you get the sex. I tell you men haven't changed since the dawn of time"
  • "Did we not put the "Grr" in girl?"
  • "I think you're missing something about the whole poophead principle"
  • "He thinks she's sexy. He gets this blushy thing going on behind his ears. That's for me only"
  • "Oz, don't you love me?"
  • "Okay, say that I help. And you start a conversation. It goes great. You like Buffy, she likes you. You spend time together, feelings grow deeper, and one day, without even realizing it, you find you're in love. Time stops, and it feels like the whole world is made for you two, and you two alone. Until the day one of you leaves, and rips the still-beating heart from the other, who's now a broken, hollow, mockery of the human condition"
  • "I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars"
  • "Well, I'm not saying it's the key to her heart, but Buffy, she likes cheese"
  • "Then, talk. Keep eye contact. Funny is good, but don't be glib. And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!"
  • "I know I'm not the kind of girl vamps like to sink their teeth into. It's always like, 'Oh, you're like a sister to me,' or, 'Oh, you're such a good friend"
  • "Evil! You're all evil again"
  • "See, I don't get that. All this "leaving for her own good" garbage. Because that's what it is! You can't just give up because there's obstacles. You know, what kind of--""
  • "You know, syphilis. But basically, standard sort of stuff"
  • "Angel's here to protect Buffy"
  • "Thanks for coming with. Hunting for a psychopathic super-bitch is definitely in the above-and-beyond category"
  • "Well, technically, Faith isn't a monster. And as far as fighting, I'd be lucky to bruise her fist with my face"
  • "She's like this cleavagey slutbomb walking around going, 'Ooh, check me out. I'm wicked cool. I'm five-by-five"
  • "I know she's not over the whole Riley sleeping with Faith thing. You know what I mean - Faith's insides in Buffy's outsides, when her insides were out"
  • "It's complicated... because of Tara"
  • "No, you'd be wonderful in the Army. Do you think the umbilical cord between you and Anya will stretch that far?"