Season Four - Xander - Quotes

  • "He got hit by the Buffinator. Now he's powerless."
  • "Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but you can't let it control you. "Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger." No wait, hold on. "Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side." Hold on, no, umm, ""First you get the women, then you get the money, then you..." Okay, can we forget that?"
  • "You and Willow go do the superpower thing, I'll stay behind and putt around the Batcave with crusty old Alfred here."
  • "I didn't order any vampires"
  • "Anya? Last time I saw you fleeing in terror. So how'd that work out for you?"
  • "Well, how about this? We whip out the ouija board, light a few candles, summon some ancient, unstoppable evil. Mayhem, mayhem, mayhem."
  • "But sexual interc-- What you're talking about, well--and I'm actually turning into a woman as I say this--but it's about expressing something. And accepting consequences"
  • "And the amazing thing... still more romantic than Faith"
  • "Whoa, Giles has a TV. Everybody, Giles has a TV! He's shallow like us"
  • "I don't know - I was going for ferocious/scary, but it's coming out more dryly sardonic"
  • "Hey, can we come rocketing back to the part about me and my new syphilis?"
  • "Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but some of that made sense"
  • "And you know what? I think my syphilis is clearing right up"
  • "I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious"
  • "I hate to break it to you, Oh Impotent One, but you're not 'The Big Bad' anymore. You're not even the 'Kind of Naughty"
  • "The thing is, I think Riley's okay in an oafish kind of way, but am I the only one with a big, floating question-mark over his head about this Initiative thing?"
  • "That's great, Riley, and, you know, there's no polite way to ask you this, but, uh... did they put a chip in your brain?"
  • "Her. Dark hair, yea tall, name of Faith, criminally insane"
  • "Angel's an okay guy if he's mopey and sad and brooding, but you give him even one second of pure, real pleasure..."
  • "Tara's your girlfriend?"
  • "Just because you're better than us doesn't mean you can be all superior"
  • "Spike's working for Adam?!? After all we've done-- Nah, I can't even act surprised"