Season Five - Anyanka - Quotes

  • "That's boring. I just want to do the money parts."
  • "She gets to fondle the money?"
  • "That's disturbing. You're emotionally scarred and will end up badly."
  • "We have some very amusing chicken feet you can play with"
  • "Who ordered more chickens'feet? The ones we have aren't moving at all."
  • "it seems like we're always dealing with creatures from outer space. Except that we don't ever do that."
  • "I doubt he'd remember me. I was just a silly young thing. I mean, like 700 or so. But he did say that this guy I cursed was doomed forever, which was really sweet, don't you think?"
  • "I'm just so excited. They come in, I help them, they give us money in exchange for goods, you give me money for working for you. I have a place in the world now. I'm part of the system. I'm a workin' gal"
  • "I mean, I for one didn't want to start my day with a slaughter. Which really just goes to show how much I've grown!"
  • "I'm sorry, Willow. Thank you for making time in your busy life to come in here and get in the way of mine"
  • "If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man, staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself"
  • "Oh, that's very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon. I can just hear you in private: 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal"
  • "I have finesse! I have finesse coming out of my bottom! I can completely lie to the health inspector. I can, you know, distract him with coy smiles and bribe him with money and goods"