Season Five - Xander - Quotes

  • "You should never hurt the feelings of a brutal killer. You know, that's, uh, that's actually some pretty good advice."
  • "Hey, uh, Evil Dead, you're in my seat."
  • "I think I've actually turned into someone you want around after a crazed robot attack"
  • "You are one crazy troll! I'm not choosing between my girlfriend and my best friend. That's insane troll logic."
  • "No, we're not going to leave you. And where'd you get that accent, Sesame Street? Von, two, three... three victims. Mwah, hahahhaha!"
  • "I will serve you, your excellent spookiness. Or Master, I'll just stick with Master"
  • "I think you're drawing a lot of crazy conclusions about the Unholy Prince"
  • "I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. You cool with that?"
  • "Master, I deliver the Slayer. She who you most desire. Sorry -- 'whom"
  • "Nobody harms my Master"
  • "Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects, and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt-monkey"