Season Six - Anyanka - Quotes

  • "Everyone's so delicate. Anyway, I still have to select the bridesmaids'dresses, and, well, then there are the guests from out of town and the ones from the demon realm - you wouldn't believe how many of them have yet to let us know either way."
  • "Anya, promise to love you, to cherish you, to honor you, uh, but not to obey you, of course, because that's anachronistic and misogynistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something?"
  • "At least I'm not asking you to perform the groom's rite of self-flagellation."
  • "Don't be ridiculous. Martha Stewart isn't a demon. She's a witch. Nobody could do that much decoupage without calling on the powers of darkness."
  • "Don't worry, don't be nervous. Do what I do, just picture yourself naked."
  • "You want to look at the money? I find it always calms me."
  • "Buy one eyeball, get the second one free."