Season Seven - Willow - Quotes

  • "Does that mean I have to be a bigger, badder badass than the source of all badness"
  • "I am a she-witch, a very powerful she-witch - or witch, as is more accurate. I am not to be trifled with..."
  • "The coven is-- They're the most amazing women I've ever met. But there's this... this look that they get. Like I'm gonna turn them all into bangers and mash, or something. Which I'm not even really sure what that is"
  • "When you brought me here, I thought it was to kill me. Or to lock me in some mystical dungeon for all eternity here. With the torture. Instead, you go all Dumbledore on me"
  • "I'm less worried about hitting my thumb and more worried about going all black-eyed baddie and bewitching that hammer into cracking my friends' skulls open like coconuts"
  • "I'm not strong. I'm not an Amazon. I'm just me."
  • "From beneath you, it devours"
  • "This big evil that's been promising to devour us? Well, I think it's started chomping"
  • "I'm talking! Don't interrupt me! Insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. Okay?"
  • "What, you think you have some sort of special lesbi-dar or something?"
  • "You put your old murder weapon in with our utensils?"
  • "You know, Buffy-- sweet girl, not that bright"