Principal Snyder - Quotes

  • "My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for that touchy- feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time"
    Season 1
  • "That's the kind of wooly: headed liberal thinking that leads to being eaten"
    Season 1
  • "One day, the campus is completely bare, empty. The next, there are children everywhere...like locusts. Crawling around, mindlessly bent on feeding and mating. Destroying everything in sight in their relentless, pointless desire to exist"
    Season 2
  • "That Summers girl--I smell trouble. I smell expulsion, and just the faintest aroma of jail."
    Season 2
  • "A lot of educators tell students, 'Think of your principal as your pal.' I say, think of me as your judge, jury, and executioner"
    Season 2
  • "It's worth nothing, Harris. Whatever comes out of your mouth is a meaningless waste of breath, an airborne toxic event."
    Season 2
  • "What would Sunnydale High do without you around to incite mayhem, chaos, and disorder?"
    Season 2
  • "This isn't an orgy, people. It's a classroom"
    Season 2
  • "These are moments you want to savor. You wish time would stop so that you could live them over and over again. You're expelled"
    Season 2
  • "I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning."
    Season 3
  • "I have not only the right, but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as tingly"
    Season 3
  • "Yes, and while she may live up to the not-a-murderer requirement for enrollment, she is a troublemaker, destructive to school property and the occasional student. And her grade point average is enough to... I'm sorry, another tingle moment."
    Season 3
  • "I'm quite sure that a girl with the talents and abilities of Buffy will land on her feet. In fact, I noticed as I came in this morning that Hot Dog on a Stick is hiring. You will look so cute in that hat"
    Season 3
  • "I have grounds, I have precedent, and a tingly kind of feeling."
    Season 3
  • "You... all of you... Why couldn't you be dealing drugs like normal people?"
    Season 3
  • "Congratulations to the Class of 1999. You all proved more or less adequate"
    Season 3
  • "This is a time of celebration. So sit still and be quiet. Spit out that gum"
    Season 3

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