Spike - Quotes

  • "Time was you would've taken her out in a heartbeat. Now look at you. I bet this, uh, tortured thing is an act, right? You're not... housebroken?"
    Season 2
  • "If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock"
    Season 2
  • "Time was you would've taken her out in a heartbeat. Now look at you. I bet this, uh, tortured thing is an act, right? You're not... housebroken?"
    Season 2
  • "Do you know what I found worked real good with Slayers? Killing them."
    Season 2
  • "I find one of your friends first, I'm gonna' suck him dry...and use their bones to bash your head in. Are you getting a word picture here?"
    Season 2
  • "Fe, fi, fo, fum. I smell the blood of a nice ripe girl."
    Season 2
  • "I'll dance with you, pet, on the Slayer's grave."
    Season 2
  • "Trouble? She's the gnat in my ear. The gristle in my teeth. She's the bloody thorn in my bloody side!"
    Season 2
  • "Aren't you a throw-himself-to-the-lions sort of sap these days. Well, the lions are on to you, baby."
    Season 2
  • "He's a wanker, but he's the only one we've got with half a brain. If he fails, you could eat his eyes out of his sockets for all I care."
    Season 2
  • "Now, I know you haven't been in the game for a while, mate, but we still do kill people. Sort of our raison d'etre, you know."
    Season 2
  • "Why don't you rip her lungs out? That might make an impression."
    Season 2
  • "Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds"
    Season 2
  • "We like to talk big... vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I _like_ this world. You've got...dog racing, Manchester united. And you've got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real... passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square."
    Season 2
  • "You hit me with an ax one time. Remember? Uh, 'Get the hell away from my daughter!"
    Season 2
  • "Dru bagged a Slayer? She didn't tell me. Good for her... Though not from your perspective, I suppose."
    Season 2
  • "So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything - beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would flirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting."
    Season 3
  • "Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him"
    Season 3
  • "Home... sweet... home"
    Season 3
  • "She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared? It was the truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft - wasn't demon enough for the likes of her"
    Season 3
  • "I gave her everything - beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses, with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would flirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting. She only did it to hurt me. So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this any more.' And she said, 'Fine!' And I said, 'Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!' And then she said... she said we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy!"
    Season 3
  • "That smell, your neck. I haven't had a woman in weeks"
    Season 3
  • "No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?"
    Season 3
  • "Well, you and your great poof here want to tag along, that's fine"
    Season 3
  • "We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and that only made her bite harder"
    Season 3

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