Willow - Quotes

  • "Just sitting here, watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh, look, a cockroach."
    Season 1
  • "I don't like spiders, okay? Their furry bodies, and their sticky webs, and what do they need all those legs for anyway? I'll tell you - for crawling across your face in the middle of the night"
    Season 1
  • "Yeah, you're the Slayer. We're, like, the Slayerettes"
    Season 1
  • "Well, when I'm with a boy I like, it's hard for me to say anything cool or witty or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds, and then I have to go away"
    Season 1
  • "So he is a good vampire! I mean, on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being someone who's killing and maiming every night, and 1 being someone who's...not."
    Season 1
  • "Buffy, you can't blame yourself for every death that happens in Sunnydale. If it weren't for you people'd be lined up five deep waitin'to get themselves buried. Willow would be Robbie the Robot's love slave, I wouldn't even have a head, and Theresa's a vampire."
    Season 2
  • "I don't want danger. Big'no'to danger"
    Season 2
  • "My God, you people are all...well, I'm upset and I can't think of a mean word right now, but that's what you are and we're going to the factory!"
    Season 2
  • "I knew it! I knew it! Well, not 'knew it' in the sense of having the slightest idea, but I knew there was something I didn't know! You two were fighting way too much, it's not natural"
    Season 2
  • "Weird'? It's against all laws of God and Man! It's...Cordelia, remember? Th-the We Hate Cordelia Club of which you are the Treasurer!"
    Season 2
  • "Let's get this straight. I don't understand it. I don't wanna' understand it. You have gross emotional problems. And things are not okay between us."
    Season 2
  • "Great, I'll give Xander a call. What's his number? Oh yeah, 1-800-IM-DATING-A-SKANKY-HO"
    Season 2
  • "I shot Oz!"
    Season 2
  • "Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but...that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either"
    Season 2
  • "Okay. No biting, though"
    Season 2
  • "Well, it went fine until Angel showed up and told Buffy's mom that he and Buffy had--well, you know, that...they had...you know...you do know, right?"
    Season 2
  • "Okay, somebody explain the whole 'He will suck the whole world into Hell' thing 'cause that's the part I'm not loving."
    Season 2
  • "Occasionally, I'm callous and strange"
    Season 3
  • "It's bad bowling. It's a double date, with all of us, and they're gonna know! It's a very intimate situation. It's all sexy with the smoke and the sweating and the shoe rental..."
    Season 3
  • "Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil."
    Season 3
  • "I'm just missing everything. I miss P.E"
    Season 3
  • "That's right, big boy. Come and get it."
    Season 3
  • "Well, the Slayer always says a pun or a witty play on words, and I think it throws the vampires off and it makes 'em frightened because I'm wisecracking, okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one but you try it every time!"
    Season 3
  • "I, I'm having all sorts of... I'm dating. I, I'm having serious dating with a werewolf. And, and I'm studying witchcraft and, and killing vampires. And I didn't have anyone to talk to about all this scary life stuff."
    Season 3
  • "Oz does not eat people. It's more werewolf play. You know, I bat you around a little bit, like a cat toy. I have harmless wolf fun. Is it Oz's fault that, you know, side effect, people get cut to ribbons, and maybe then he'll take a little nibble and... I'm not helping, am I?"
    Season 3

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